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Duck, Duck, Goose

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If you’re reading this blog, then you know that my day job is in law enforcement. Today I was dispatched to a call of a duck in the road who was creating a traffic hazard. I found the fowl offender and thought I would share with you how that contact went.


Me: Hello sir. Do you know why I stopped you?
Goose: Honk?
Me: I got a call about a duck walking in the road, a traffic hazard.
Goose: Honk?!
Me: No sir, you don’t look like a duck. But someone might have mistaken you for a duck and you are in the middle of the road.
Goose: Honk honk!
Me: Sir, I am not racist and I don’t appreciate that kind of language. Have you been drinking?
Goose: Honk. Honk?
Me: 1 or 2? Okay. Here’s the deal; could you please just stay out of the roadway from now on?
Goose: Honk honk honk?!?!
Me: Yes sir, this is still America and it is not illegal to go for a walk. I’m just asking that you don’t do it in the middle of the road. Okay? Have a good day sir.
Goose: Dick.
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